Thursday, March 1, 2007

Clay Aiken: It's Been A Month Now. What's Up? NOT for KIDS!

Well, Clay, it's been a month since you issued your challenge. Remember? Here it is again.
It seems over the past few weeks, the tabloids and gossip mongers have had their hands full coming up with new and exciting "scandals" for me to be a part of. Yet, for all of their efforts to be on the "cutting edge" and the forefront of bull$#@& journalism, it seems that some of them may be running out of ideas and resorting to recycling and re-hashing some of their older tall tales. How sad!?
With this in mind, we thought maybe we would try to give them a finger.... er.. a hand.
For all of the contests that we hold here on the OFC, this one promises to be one of my favorites.Build-Your-Own-Scandal!That's right! Let's show off the creative abilities of the greatest group of fans on Earth.
The contest is simple, but will require some thinking and planning...
Come up with the most outlandish story you can that places me (either alone or with others close to me) in a really juicy/tawdry/scandalous/shameful story.
Then, use any photos, videos, audio clips of me that you can find along with your favorite multimedia enhancing/"doctoring" program (like a PhotoShop or a sound/video editor) to create your "evidence"!
Maybe you have "pictures" of me being "abducted by oversized turnips"... or ... "video" of me "dancing with a three legged gorilla".
Be creative!
You'll submit your "story" and "evidence" to an address that you'll find online here at the OFC very soon.
I'll personally pick the "story" that not only is most creative, but has the most CONVINCING and REALISTIC looking "evidence"!
(It obviously can't be that hard to come up with!)
The winner(s) will be featured here... PLUS... there will be a great prize to go along with the honor of being the creator of "Scandal 2007"
This one is gonna be fun!!Feel free to get started thinking...but, keep your eye out for details on rules/requirements for entry and deadlines and prizes. they be announced here soon.
Happy Fabricating!!
Current Mood: Excited
So, Clay? What happened? If it was all a joke, you should have told your OFC so that "greatest group of fans on earth" would not have wasted their time and effort to be in your contest and maybe win the grand prize!
It's been a month. Hasn't "soon" passed? Shouldn't there be some kind of announcement to let your OFC know what is going on? Is there a contest? Isn't there a contest? What happened?
At any rate, there are some pictures above. The first one is of you on GMA a couple of hours after you issued your middle of the night call to arms. Not looking too good there, buddy. Was it a rough night?
Below that, are some pictures that it looks like will never be able to be submitted anywhere for your consideration.
It's RUDE Clay. You advertised a contest on your OFC where people PAY to join and take part in exclusive contests. You owe them an answer or an explanation. Blog, or something. Really.