Saturday, February 17, 2007

The First Song Submission!

Thanks to the person who sent this for their excellent composition! It does a very nice job of telling the Clay Aiken story!
To the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song:
Let me tell y’all a story of a man named Clay
A poor college kid rarely hid that he was gay
And then one day he was on the AI stage,
Capturing hearts of women middle-aged.
Fraud it was, AI spun.
Well the next thing you know young Clay’s a millionaire,
The kin folk said Clay, let me help you there.
They said Californee is the place you need to be
While we’ll stay home and use your fame with glee.
Fraud it was, Home spun.
The public Clay was straight, a Christian boy with plans
To make the world a better place, a kind and gentler land.
Little did fans know that the guy they loved was fake,
His only goal was counting all the dollars he would make.
Fraud it was, Clay spun.
The next thing you know Clay was caught up in his lies,
He spent a year or so out of the public eye.
And then came time to release a new CD
But the public didn’t buy it cause they knew he was a freak.
Fraud it was, Career Dead

Friday, February 16, 2007

Quarter Turn Clay

Could this be the Ballad of John Paulus and Clay Aiken? Feel free to sing along with the the tune of "Runaround Sue"!

Here's my story, sad but true
About a boy that I once blew
He took my ass , then ran around
With every single guy in town....

Ah, I should have known it from the very start
This guy would tear my rectum apart
Now listen people to what I say
A-Keep away from Quarter-turn Clay

He tried to shove his fist up my ass
He treated me like I had no class
Boys, you better stay out of his way
A-Keep away from Quarter-turn Clay

Clay likes to travel around
He's got a web-cam in every town
Now people let me put you wise
Clay goes out with tons of guys

Here's the moral for the story from a man who knows
There's not a guy around that Clay wouldn't blow
Ask any fool that he ever knew...they'll say
Keep away from Quarter-Turn Clay

What Clay Aiken Loves Most About His Claymates

On the Kimmel show the other night, Clay voiced no objection when Jimmy suggested that most Claymates belong in jail. The only thing Clay Aiken expressed concern about is that they still be able to purchase his records from their jail cells.
He didn't thank the Claymates for their Valentine gifts or donations, but made it clear he wants them to keep spending their money on him!
Maybe in addition to his new sparkly whites, he's trying to get money together for some hair plugs. Nice bald spot you've got going, Clay!

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Clay Aiken: The Kimmel Show

Clay Aiken appeared on Jimmy Kimmel's show last night. The appearance was of no substance and was significant only in what WASN'T said.

There were NO future plans announced aside from a possible UNICEF trip. It did NOT sound like the UNICEF plans are concrete and there were no details.

There was NO MENTION of possible touring.

There was NO MENTION of new recording.

There was NO MENTION of Clay's much touted "Scandal 2007" contest.

There was NO MENTION of Brett returning from Iraq soon.

There was NO MENTION of potential talk show plans.

There was NO MENTION of his Presidential Committee Meeting taking place the next day.

There was NO MENTION of the gifts and donations that the ClayMates bombarded Clay with for Valentines Day. No acknowledgment or thank you.

There WAS MENTION of the ClayMates beating people up for Clay, several times.

When Jimmy Kimmel joked that the ClayMates belong in jail, there was NO MENTION of what "amazing fans" they are, or that they don't belong in jail. Clay's only concern was that they be able to "buy his records from jail".

Oh...and Clay talked about his teeth a lot and sang words printed on candy hearts.

Great Show!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentines Day! Hopefully today, everyone will get to indulge a bit in the things they love the most, whatever they may be.

Today a "lucky" member of the OFC should be receiving a phone call from Clay Aiken. Wonder if this person will be someone anyone's ever heard of in OFC.

Still no further word about Clay's "Scandal 2007" blog contest. Details should be posted any time now, as Clay said they would be, SOON.

After ATDW was released, Clay Aiken said that he would like to be touring for Valentine's Day since ATDW was all about love. Guess that didn't work out.

Instead of starring in his own show, Clay will be a guest on Kimmel's show tonight. How big an asshole will he be this time?

Monday, February 12, 2007

Telling It Like It Is About Clay Aiken

In response to "Kaopectate", a Claymate troll who was visiting and criticizing this blog last night, one of our blog admins posted a "spot on"response and assessment of Clay Aiken. It was so good, it deserves it's own blog post. Here it is:
Kao, in case you're reading, you totally missed the point or pretended to miss it. To have a case of character assassination, there has to be the intent to CREATE FALSE rumors in order to cause someone's reputation to be questioned or ruined. There's no deliberate misinformation about Clay here at all. He put himself out there. He logged into and HE searched out for hook ups. He posed before the webcams all on his own accord. He is the one who disrespected Kelly Ripa (EVERYBODY saw that) and, after he claimed to have apologized and everything was fine between them, he proceeded to continued to insult her by mocking what he did and labeled it as "deserved" and said he would do it again to an audience of concert attendees. He also disrespected the NJ students and their teacher in a diva fit we all read about and Kao, the list goes on and on and on
.Not satisfied with everything he had already done, he gets caught back again webcamming with another potential hook up and had the rings to show for it and you have the audacity to accuse this blog of character assassination? Did we all force him to do all that? and like you have been asked time and time again, why not legally fight what you claim to be false claims? As someone pointed out (I believe it was Dramamine) attorneys quickly issued C&D letters to pin creators/sellers and yet information you deem as deliberate character assassination goes unchallenged by his legal team.
As many have already said, we are not here to convince you or the other cult members of Clay's false persona. We are here to speak about his fans and how they have been duped into believing the false image and how he continues to capitalize on their blindness.
Is not about being gay, it's about pretending to be someone he isn't while trashing, pointing at and belittling others, all that while portraying himself as someone above reproach. As I said, it's not about being gay, but about how he hides and lies about it and about purporting to be a role model; one who lies, schemes, manipulates and lies some more. THAT'S what we talk about in here.
Oh and BTW, you've never been in any other board my ass! If you never have, you know damn too much to try to pull that shit up here. On the other hand, if indeed you're telling the truth, then you must be someone REAL close to Clay to be so determine to do what he hasn't done after all this time which is, defend himself!
ZYBAN 02.11.07 - 11:23 pm #
Very Well Said, Zyban!! Thank You!
Oh and...Nice smirk in the photo above, Clay. It captures the "real" you. Jerk.

Hey! Clay Aiken! Where's YOUR Grammy?

Carrie Underwood now joins Kelly Clarkson as Grammy winners that have come from American Idol! Congratulations for your THREE Grammy wins, Carrie!
It's been a good year so far for former AI contestants! Carrie got her Grammy's and Jennifer Hudson has won a Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild award for her knockout performance in "Dreamgirls". Now we just wait and hope for her to win an OSCAR!
Let's look at some of the awards that AI alumni have both been nominated for and have won.
Here's the data for Kelly Clarkson:
Grammy Awards
2004: Nominated - Best Female Pop Vocal Performance - "Miss Independent"
2006: Won - Best Female Pop Vocal Performance - "Since U Been Gone"
2006: Won - Best Pop Vocal Album - Breakaway
Billboard Music Awards
2003: Won - Best Selling Single of the Year - "A Moment Like This"
2005: Nominated - Artist of the Year
2005: Nominated - Hot 100 Song of the Year - "Since U Been Gone"
2005: Nominated - Digital Song of the Year - "Since U Been Gone"
MTV Video Music Awards
2003: Nominated - Best New Artist - "Miss Independent"
2003: Nominated - Best Pop Video - "Miss Independent"
2003: Nominated - Viewers Choice - "Miss Independent"
2005: Won - Best Pop Video - "Since U Been Gone"
2005: Won - Best Female Video - "Since U Been Gone"
2005: Nominated - Viewers Choice - "Since U Been Gone"
2006: Won - Best Female Video - "Because of You"
2006: Nominated - Viewers Choice - "Because of You"
People's Choice Awards
2005: Won - Favorite Female Performer
American Music Awards
2003: Nominated - Best New Artist
2005: Won - Adult Contemporary Artist
2005: Won - Artist Of The Year
2006: Won - Favorite Pop/Rock Female
2006: Won - Adult Contemporary Artist
Here is the data for Carrie Underwood:
Teen Choice Awards
Choice Reality Star - Female (Won)
Billboard Music Awards
Top-Selling Hot 100 Song Of The Year: "Inside Your Heaven" (Won)
Top-Selling Country Single: "Inside Your Heaven" (Won)
Country Single Sales Artist Of The Year (Won)
Gospel Music Association Awards
Country Recorded Song Of The Year: "Jesus, Take the Wheel" (Won)
Country Music Television Awards
Female Video Of The Year: "Jesus, Take the Wheel" (Won)
Breakthrough Video Of The Year: "Jesus, Take the Wheel" (Won)
Most Inspiring Video Of The Year: "Jesus, Take the Wheel" (Nominated)
Academy of Country Music Awards
Top New Female Vocalist Of The Year (Won)
Single Record Of The Year: "Jesus, Take the Wheel" (Won)
Top Female Vocalist Of The Year (Nominated)
Song of the Year: "Jesus, Take the Wheel" (Nominated)
NARP organization of record retail merchants
Breakthrough Country Artist (Won)
Music Row
Critics Pick (Won)
Teen Choice Awards
Best Female Artist (Nominated)
Breakout Female Artist (Nominated)
Country Music Association Awards
Female Vocalist Of The Year (Won)
Horizon Award (Won)
Music Video Of The Year: "Jesus, Take the Wheel" (Nominated)
Single Of The Year: "Jesus, Take the Wheel" (Nominated)
12th Annual Inspirational Country Music Awards
Mainstream Country Artist of the Year (Won)
Song Of The year: "Jesus Take the Wheel" (Nominated)
Video Of The year: "Jesus Take the Wheel" (Nominated)
American Music Awards
Favorite New Breakthrough Artist (Won)
Favorite Country Female Artist (Nominated)
Billboard Music Awards
Country Artist of the Year (Nominated)
Female Country Artist of the Year (Won)
Album Of The Year (Won)
Country Album Of The Year (Won)
Country New Artist Of The Year (Won)
Female Billboard 200 Album Artist of the Year (Won)
World Music Awards
World's Best-Selling New Artist (Nominated)
People's Choice Awards
Favorite Country Song: "Before He Cheats" (Won)
Favorite Female Singer (Won)
Grammy Awards
Best New Artist (Won)
Best Female Country Vocal Performance: "Jesus Take The Wheel" (Won)
Best Country Song: "Jesus, Take The Wheel" (Won)
Song of The Year: "Jesus, Take The Wheel" (Nominated)
Here's the data for Jennifer Hudson:
Awards and Nominations
Female Star of Tomorrow
Satellite Awards
Best Actress in a Supporting Role
National Board of Review
Best Female Breakthrough Performance
Won (tied with Rinko Kikuchi)
Los Angeles Film Critics Association
Best Supporting Actress
New York Film Critics Circle
Best Supporting Actress
New York Film Critics Online
Best Supporting Actress
Won (tied with Catherine O'Hara)
Breakthrough Performer
Hollywood Life Awards
Breakthrough of the Year
Southeastern Film Critics Association Awards
Best Supporting Actress
Washington, DC Film Critics Association
Best Supporting Actress
Best Breakthrough Performance
African-American Film Critics Association
Best Supporting Actress
Palm Springs International Film Festival
Breakthrough Performance Award
Las Vegas Film Critics Association
Best Supporting Actress
Florida Film Critics Circle Awards
Pauline Kael Breakout Award
Oklahoma Film Critics Circle Award
Breakout Performance
The National Society of Film Critics
Best Supporting Actress
Runner Up
St. Louis Gateway Film Critics Awards
Best Supporting Actress
Austin Film Critics Association
Breakout Artist
Broadcast Film Critics Awards
Best Supporting Actress
Golden Globes
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Academy Awards
Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role
Screen Actors Guild Awards
Best Supporting Actress
NAACP Image Awards
Best Supporting Actress in a Movie
Actress in a Supporting Role
Ohio Film Critics Awards
Best Supporting Actress
Black Reel Awards
Best Supporting Actress
Best Breakthrough Performance
Here's the data for Clay Aiken:
American Music Awards
2003: Won - Fan's Choice Award
2003: Nominated - Favorite Male Artist - Pop or Rock
Billboard Awards
2003: Won - Best Selling Single of 2003 - "Bridge Over Troubled Water / This Is The Night"
2004: Won - Best Selling Christmas Album - Merry Christmas With Love
2005: Won - Best Selling Christian Album - Merry Christmas With Love
New Music Weekly Awards
2004: Won - Top40 Male Artist of the Year
American Christian Music Awards
2005: Won - Outstanding Yule CD - Merry Christmas With Love
Hmmm. Not very impressive, Clay. Why is it you are consistently overlooked? Could it be because you are seen as a JOKE in the music business?
Anyway, CONGRATULATIONS to Carrie Underwood, and Jennifer Hudson? Go GET that OSCAR, girl!!

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Clay Aiken: Was It An "Oooops" Moment?

One has to wonder if Clay Aiken didn't look just like the picture above after he hit the "send" key for his last blog on February 1st. The one he sent to his OFC where there are children as members. Everyone is probably familiar with the blog by now, but here it is again.
It seems over the past few weeks, the tabloids and gossip mongers have had their hands full coming up with new and exciting "scandals" for me to be a part of.
Yet, for all of their efforts to be on the "cutting edge" and the forefront of bull$#@& journalism, it seems that some of them may be running out of ideas and resorting to recycling and re-hashing some of their older tall tales. How sad!?
With this in mind, we thought maybe we would try to give them a finger.... er.. a hand.
For all of the contests that we hold here on the OFC, this one promises to be one of my favorites.
That's right! Let's show off the creative abilities of the greatest group of fans on Earth.
The contest is simple, but will require some thinking and planning...
Come up with the most outlandish story you can that places me (either alone or with others close to me) in a really juicy/tawdry/scandalous/shameful story.
Then, use any photos, videos, audio clips of me that you can find along with your favorite multimedia enhancing/"doctoring" program (like a PhotoShop or a sound/video editor) to create your "evidence"!
Maybe you have "pictures" of me being "abducted by oversized turnips"... or ... "video" of me "dancing with a three legged gorilla". Be creative!
You'll submit your "story" and "evidence" to an address that you'll find online here at the OFC very soon.
I'll personally pick the "story" that not only is most creative, but has the most CONVINCING and REALISTIC looking "evidence"!
(It obviously can't be that hard to come up with!)
The winner(s) will be featured here... PLUS... there will be a great prize to go along with the honor of being the creator of "Scandal 2007"
This one is gonna be fun!!
Feel free to get started thinking...but, keep your eye out for details on rules/requirements for entry and deadlines and prizes. they be announced here soon.
Happy Fabricating!!
Current Mood: Excited

Now, what has happened since that blog? Clay made his disastrous appearance on GMA and I doubt UNICEF was pleased.

Clay's MySpace account has come to pretty much a complete stop. Whoever was maintaining it seems to have stopped.

The moderators at OFC don't have any answers to the questions it's members are asking in regards to "Scandal 2007". It seems that all communication between OFC and Clay Aiken has also stopped.

Why is that? Did the powers that be decide that Clay crossed a line with his middle of the night meltdown? Was he ordered off of the internet? Was he told that this contest of his was a terrible idea? Clay or his representatives better come up with something because fan enthusiasm for "Scandal 2007" has not waned. Check it out:

Okclayhoman My GuyPosts: 4656(2/10/07 4:42 pm)

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A little matter of trust...........
I am not trying to cause a problem here, but after having read all the doubts and worries about some of what Clay has said, I felt the need to say this.......Its all about least in my mind! Not once in these four years has Clay ever given me any reason to not trust him.....not take him at his word.....Clay has said that "It's safe to say there is going to be a tour in 2007......I believe it...I don't see how he could have said it any plainer....I don't look for deep hidden meanings in his blogs..I believe he means what he says.....and even he has said he is aware of how we look for hidden messages.....hidden meanings to what he is saying.....I imagine that must bug him or he would not have said it.....Granted, he has yet to say when the tour is going to start, where and what venues he will be taking this tour but that is understandable...he is still working on that part but I just cannot get over all of the angsting about this......Some still doubt his continuing with the other contest on the OFC.....I do not......I believe Clay is totally serious and is just getting the rules and time ready for it to begin.......We don't , can't know everything at once.....but it always comes.......and in the meantime I hate feeling that we are somehow putting our hands over Clay's mouth......I have trusted Clay from day one and will always trust him!He never stops giving his very best for us.....and for a man who has gone through hell most of last year...that is amazing......There was a time when I was worried that he would just leave us....give it all up...but he took that horrible adversity and came back to us, more determined than ever......happier than I have ever seen him......Clay is a man who does, indeed, walk to the beat of a different drummer....a man who will do what is right and best for him....and in the end, that works out best for us.He loves us back........he trusts us......I can do no less...I will do no less.... not now, not ever.........

zanyforclay Registered MemberPosts: 83(2/10/07 5:50 pm)Reply
Re: A little matter of trust...........
So, glad to read this, Okclayhoman, and my feelings precisely! I have never been able to figure out why some "fans" think they have the right to be suggesting what Clay should or should not be doing!! I am here to support Clay in HIS decisions and he has not given me reason to doubt him. The hardest thing I've had to learn is PATIENCE, when things don't happen as quickly as I'd like them to. I believe Clay is very intelligient and thinks things through, has not disappointed us and the wait has always been worth it. I agree he's come through a very rough year, but seems happier than ever! And when Clay's happy, I'm happy!! I'm sure, in his time, not ours, we'll start hearing definite dates about the tour, etc. I'll be happily waiting for his news!!!!!!

RubyR43 Registered MemberPosts: 5613(2/10/07 9:52 pm)Reply ezSupporter
Re: A little matter of trust...........
Rachelle..... Walla..... I have no idea what precipitated this post (I'm not aware of any neg. threads or naysayers) but would bet that there is something going on at the OFC. I stay away from that message board.That said-----You have just verbalized everything I think & feel about OMC!!! Besides TRUST, I believe he deserves our RESPECT. Thus, I would never question his decisions or critcize him, his choices or his behavior. He is wise beyond his years! is a man of his word! and is a wonderful human being! (those who complain have their own issues) Great post!! us all a chance to proclaim our Love for and Belief in ps....He has taught us well about Love. Hope everyone visits the VALENTINE PROJECT thread....only 38 hours left to "Make a Difference" for Clay & and in the footsteps of Clay! (donate your time in random acts of Kindness)
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RubyR43 at: 2/10/07 10:03 pm

treyclay Clayboard MemberPosts: 1165(2/10/07 11:58 pm)Reply
Re: A little matter of trust...........
Thanks, Okclayomian...He is totally trustworthy... and because of that, I love him and support him in whatever he chooses to do or be. He has given me so much joy and fun, I'm totally addicted to him and will never try to be cured.Trust... absolutely!

NZClay Feel like I'm addicted...I keep coming back for morePosts: 5093(2/11/07 1:20 am)Reply
Re: A little matter of trust...........
Its all about trust...
"It's safe to say there is going to be a tour in 2007...
Yup. And as much as I'm anxious for it; I know I can wait.
Some still doubt his continuing with the other contest on the OFC.....I do not......I believe Clay is totally serious
I believe he's totally serious too. I think this contest being so different is likely causing a few headaches for those organising the rules and will take a little time to work out. I don't believe Clay would have put that out there with no intention of following it up.With the awfulness of the last year - I'm pretty darn happy with the way Clay seems to have come through it. With his sense of humour intact; and seemingly trusting us more to share more of his personality with us.Trust. Such a little word - but with such a big meaning. It's what those who tried (and some still do) to bring Clay down and separate his fans from him, never took into account. They underestimated not only Clay; but his fans. Nothing they can say will break that trust - and after all of the spurious allegations and rumours - it seems Clay finally trusts that we're not 'fair-weather' fans and are in this for as long as he wants to stay in the entertainment business.And I'm not going to worry about when a tour might be; or when his next TV appearance is; or when or where his next UNICEF trip might be; or anything else. I'm ready for whatever; whenever Clay is ready...

So, Clay. Your fans are saying it's a matter of trust and they trust your word that this is a legitimate contest. Are you going to let these people down? Don't you think you owe it to them to follow through regardless of the consequences to you? You DID say in YOUR words that details would be coming SOON. It's been 11 days so far. When is SOON going to be? These people took you ar your WORD. SOON was YOUR word.

Was it all an Ooooops? Or are you not a man of your word?