The Gayken Is Unbelievable!!!!
On the bright side: it's nice to know he reads PerezHilton.com.
On the downside: Clay Aiken is a fucking idiot!!!
In response to this item we posted this past weekend and this subsequent one, the Gayken is finally speaking out up.
The closeted homosexual - going further back into the closet than ever - just posted this message on Thursday on his official fansite, Clayonline.com:
02/01/07 : Lend a Helping Hand
It seems over the past few weeks, the tabloids and gossip mongers have had their hands full coming up with new and exciting "scandals" for me to be a part of. Yet, for all of their efforts to be on the "cutting edge" and the forefront of bull$#@& journalism, it seems that some of them may be running out of ideas and resorting to recycling and re-hashing some of their older tall tales. How sad!?With this in mind, we thought maybe we would try to give them a finger.... er.. a hand.
For all of the contests that we hold here on the OFC, this one promises to be one of my favorites. Build-Your-Own-Scandal!
That's right! Let's show off the creative abilities of the greatest group of fans on Earth. The contest is simple, but will require some thinking and planning...
Come up with the most outlandish story you can that places me (either alone or with others close to me) in a really juicy, tawdry, scandalous, shameful story.
Then, use any photos, videos, audio clips of me that you can find along with your favorite multimedia enhancing/"doctoring" program (like a PhotoShop or a sound/video editor) to create your "evidence"!
Maybe you have "pictures" of me being "abducted by oversized turnips"... or ... "video" of me "dancing with a three legged gorilla". Be creative!
You'll submit your "story" and "evidence" to an address that you'll find online here at the OFC very soon.
I'll personally pick the "story" that not only is most creative, but has the most CONVINCING and REALISTIC looking "evidence"! (It obviously can't be that hard to come up with!)
The winner(s) will be featured here... PLUS... there will be a great prize to go along with the honor of being the creator of "Scandal 2007"
This one is gonna be fun!!
Feel free to get started thinking...but, keep your eye out for details on rules/requirements for entry and deadlines and prizes. they be announced here soon.
Happy Fabricating!!
c
Please, queen!!!
Ughhh. This is soooo disgusting.
Apparently, there is still a hardcore group of Claymaytes out there that are in total denial and still believe that Gayken is a heterosexual.
Dear Clay,
Being gay is not shameful. Being gay is not shameful. Being gay is not shameful.
Jesus will still love you. Jesus will still love you. Jesus will still love you.
And if you're crazy fans won't love you if you come out as the gay man you are, then you're better off without them!
xoxo
Pigez
Posted by on February 1, 2007 8:22 PM Permalink
Thursday, February 1, 2007
Perez Hilton: "Clay Aiken- Fucking Idiot"
