Thursday, February 1, 2007

Clay Aiken: "HELP ME, MOMMIES!! And then SHUT UP

Well, Clay blogged again. Here it is.

02/01/07 : Lend a Helping Hand

It seems over the past few weeks, the tabloids and gossip mongers have had their hands full coming up with new and exciting "scandals" for me to be a part of. Yet, for all of their efforts to be on the "cutting edge" and the forefront of bull$#@& journalism, it seems that some of them may be running out of ideas and resorting to recycling and re-hashing some of their older tall tales. How sad!?

With this in mind, we thought maybe we would try to give them a finger.... er.. a hand.

For all of the contests that we hold here on the OFC, this one promises to be one of my favorites.

Build-Your-Own-Scandal!That's right! Let's show off the creative abilities of the greatest group of fans on Earth.

The contest is simple, but will require some thinking and planning...

Come up with the most outlandish story you can that places me (either alone or with others close to me) in a really juicy/tawdry/scandalous/shameful story.

Then, use any photos, videos, audio clips of me that you can find along with your favorite multimedia enhancing/"doctoring" program (like a PhotoShop or a sound/video editor) to create your "evidence"!

Maybe you have "pictures" of me being "abducted by oversized turnips"... or ... "video" of me "dancing with a three legged gorilla". Be creative!

You'll submit your "story" and "evidence" to an address that you'll find online here at the OFC very soon.

I'll personally pick the "story" that not only is most creative, but has the most CONVINCING and REALISTIC looking "evidence"!

(It obviously can't be that hard to come up with!)

The winner(s) will be featured here... PLUS... there will be a great prize to go along with the honor of being the creator of "Scandal 2007"

This one is gonna be fun!!

Feel free to get started thinking...but, keep your eye out for details on rules/requirements for entry and deadlines and prizes. they be announced here soon.

Happy Fabricating!!


Current Mood: Excited

What's the matter, Clay? Can't you stand up for yourself? Can't you issue a press statement saying the "tall tales" printed about you are false? Can't you initiate some legal proceedings to put a stop to what you call "tall tales"?

That's what a grown man would do. But it's not what YOU do. You go running for your mommies. You know them. The people you ridicule behind their backs AND in front of their faces. You command them to SPEAK , and they do. You command them to SHUT UP, and they do. Actually, you don't even have to say those words. You have special hand motions you use to manipulate and humiliate your mommies.

You only initiate contact with these people when you want something from them. You are asking them for a favor in this blog and suddenly you are referring to them again as the "greatest group of fans on earth". You didn't speak of them that way in your previous blogs. Why? Because you didn't need them. You were starting to show your disdain for them openly. You certainly did so during your symphony tour. Now you want to manipulate them again, so you flatter them.

The measure of YOU, Clay a conniving COWARD.