Monday, January 1, 2007


Seeing the end of 2006 is bittersweet. Clay and the ClayMates provided so many unintentionally hilarious moments.

One would be hard pressed to list them all!

Clay? I hope you will continue to be the gift that keeps on giving. Please keep opening your mouth and then inserting your foot. Please continue to squeal like a little girl. Please continue to be stubborn and silent whenever a controversy arises. Please continue to have your adventures on and so we can continue to laugh at your non-denials of your sexuality. Please keep being a hypocrite and a liar. Please continue turning into the Pillsbury Dough-boy.

Given how the last week of this year has gone for Clay, there will likely be plenty of new antics to keep us amused in 2007.

Claymates? Please continue to thud and squee over photos of a man who looks like Annette Bening on steroids. Please continue to insist that Clay is straight. Please continue to insist that 2007 will be the year of Clay and that he will rise like lava! Please don't hold your breath while waiting for the ATDW tour. Please continue to attack anyone who dares to speak the truth about Clay. Even if it happens to be a child.

To the readers and posters of this blog? Please continue to share your stories, your humor and your intellect. It is much enjoyed and appreciated!